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        I&amp;#8217;m struggling with what to get my mother for Mother&amp;#8217;s Day. In fact...</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/50203674957</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/50203674957</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 19:12:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Mother's Day</category><category>mom</category><category>gift</category></item><item><title>…..
     Watching the events that took place in and around...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ebffe041b33729e5a2446798e5631092/tumblr_mljcz8QpAV1r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;…..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;     Watching the events that took place in and around Boston this week felt like a movie. I have never been so attached to the news, yet felt so detached from the situation. I felt like it was too dramatic to be real.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;I, like everyone else, clicked refresh on my twitter and FB every few seconds. I was frightened, enraged, and proud all at once.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;In the days ahead I’m sure we’ll hear everything there is to know about this case. Perhaps, after catching him alive, we’ll find insight as to why he committed such violent acts. We cannot bring back the dead or take back the wounds, but hopefully we’ll find justice and closure.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;     &lt;/span&gt;I know many of us in and around Boston joked that the screenplay was getting written as we watched the calamity unfold. I hope that, if that is the case, the victims and the people of Boston get the respect they EARNED. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/48413019056</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/48413019056</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:11:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Boston</category><category>Boston Bombing</category><category>Marathon</category><category>Watertown</category><category>Menino</category><category>Deval Patrick</category><category>Ed Davis</category><category>Movie Poster</category></item><item><title>7 Steps To Get Laid This Valentine's Day</title><description>

I found this post in my drafts. I must have written it for V-day, but decided I didn&amp;#8217;t like....</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/46393242288</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/46393242288</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:10:00 -0400</pubDate><category>valentine's day</category><category>how to</category></item><item><title>The perfect boyfriend. Cards I made for Valentine’s Day. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/616d038ba899de08cc23a5bd657d3df1/tumblr_miamp8G1Yb1r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/96dbd8b5130840c544faf423d17df241/tumblr_miamp8G1Yb1r099qpo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed33212110a61c5f744416c942483542/tumblr_miamp8G1Yb1r099qpo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The perfect boyfriend. Cards I made for Valentine’s Day. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/43197800002</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/43197800002</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:22:20 -0500</pubDate><category>Perfect Boyfriend</category><category>valentine's day</category><category>sexy</category><category>ryan gosling</category><category>justin timberlake</category><category>john krazinski</category><category>celebrity</category></item><item><title>Have you guys checked out Buzzfeed lately? Not sure what’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0251616628101f53e3b3a5370378e960/tumblr_mi349wAUaP1r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have you guys checked out Buzzfeed lately? Not sure what’s going on&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/42889399581</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/42889399581</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:01:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Buzzfeed</category></item><item><title>Blizzard today. Perfect day to catch up on some Netflix!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c96c6aa0adf47f61b8b604bf32efb96/tumblr_mhx2rg7JPO1r099qpo2_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Blizzard today. Perfect day to catch up on some Netflix!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/42599113795</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/42599113795</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 14:42:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>On Discovering Boobs</title><description>


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        I hardly knew boobs existed until Chelsea Winters. Then I wanted to see...</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/42146998710</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/42146998710</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2013 20:26:00 -0500</pubDate><category>boobs</category><category>girls</category><category>sex</category><category>sexy</category><category>women</category></item><item><title>CAPTION CONTEST!</title><description>
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Come up with your own inside message for this card. I&amp;#8217;ll make up an ACTUAL...</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/39758290237</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/39758290237</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2013 13:05:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e31558472c8a0c4d7069eb4c0623ba6/tumblr_mg49prTs8f1r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/39675370193</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/39675370193</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2013 14:49:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Live Laugh Love</category><category>Motivational</category></item><item><title>An original about everyone’s favorite serial monogamist -...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/P9XxioSeF3Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An original about everyone’s favorite serial monogamist - Taylor Swift! Yea she’s hot, but she’s mentally unhinged.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/39591239741</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/39591239741</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 16:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Taylor Swift</category><category>original</category><category>song</category><category>music</category></item><item><title>A Very Murray Christmas Indeed!</title><description>
I made for you all a little Christmas card.
The outside looks like this:

The inside looks like...</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/38793369365</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/38793369365</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2012 10:30:00 -0500</pubDate><category>christmas</category><category>Bill Murray</category><category>Murray Christmas</category></item><item><title>A sweet ballad I wrote about the fragility of life and the Brave...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PVYLQhJ15x4?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A sweet ballad I wrote about the fragility of life and the Brave Little Toaster&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37758084310</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37758084310</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:18:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Ballad</category><category>original</category><category>Brave Little Toaster</category><category>Music</category><category>Video</category></item><item><title>Finished my Christmas wishlist!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0de5608fa3aa64795ce9e19f5448fada/tumblr_mets37Qb1n1r099qpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Finished my Christmas wishlist!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37644973280</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37644973280</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 12:18:43 -0500</pubDate><category>christmas</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a25de353686818b51f04fed627f121a3/tumblr_mes9mmz1y41r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37585049805</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37585049805</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 16:42:22 -0500</pubDate><category>Santa</category><category>Christmas</category><category>Xmas</category><category>Letter</category><category>Letter to Santa</category><category>Kanye</category><category>Jamie Lee Curtis</category></item><item><title>Guy Fieri endorses Preparation H because all that fried food...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8bf395bb9acdd3b966a85cf62734d6c/tumblr_mes7miaCVc1r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guy Fieri endorses Preparation H because all that fried food hurts like hell coming out. But maybe not as much as it hurts to bleach his hair every day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37581521765</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37581521765</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Dec 2012 15:59:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Guy Fieri</category><category>Preparation H</category></item><item><title>The Race Card!
1. Cut along the dotted lines.
2. Glue two halves...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehl6qMOT21r099qpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;p class="p1"&gt;The Race Card!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;1. Cut along the dotted lines.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;2. Glue two halves together.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;3. Pull your very own race card!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;…….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;Too real for minorities,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="p1"&gt;Too ironic for honkies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37193641780</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37193641780</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:01:19 -0500</pubDate><category>race card</category><category>race</category></item><item><title>SEX ED. 101
……..
        The above is a page torn...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mehj3bUIfS1r099qpo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;SEX ED. 101&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;……..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;        The above is a page torn from a zine some friends and I published. The below is a continuation of your sexual education course.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;……..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LEARNING ABOUT SEX CAN BE FUN! Having it can be embarrassing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;        When a man loves a woman… He’s usually too afraid to ask her out. So he gets really drunk at a party and yells something at her face like, “CAN WE MAKE OUT!?” Sometimes, if they’re both insecure and sex-deprived, she’ll respond, “nom nom nom” as they slobber on each other’s faces in the middle of the living room. Usually though, after he asks “CAN WE MAKE OUT?!” his friend has to be like, “Whoa buddy. Let’s get you some water.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;        But sometimes those two slobbering people get into bed. And sometimes he’s not too drunk to finish. And that, my friends, is how babies are made.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;        Pretty sure that’s the version of the birds and the bees my dad told me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37158333921</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/37158333921</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 21:33:00 -0500</pubDate><category>sex</category><category>tony danza</category><category>blumpkin</category><category>golden shower</category><category>tossed salad</category><category>dirty sanchez</category></item><item><title>"How's college?" What you say vs. what you mean.</title><description>This is a post I pitched to collegehumor. They rejected it. For your enjoyment.
When family asks you...</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/36290196979</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/36290196979</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>college</category><category>collegehumor</category><category>rejected jokes</category><category>thanksgiving</category><category>holidays</category><category>family</category></item><item><title>These almonds are so emotional!</title><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/35990801783</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/35990801783</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2012 10:59:00 -0500</pubDate><category>almonds</category><category>funny</category><category>picture</category><category>found</category></item><item><title>How to Write a Resume</title><description>
The most important weapon in your job-seeking arsenal is your resume. It&amp;#8217;s supposed to...</description><link>http://nathanwahl.com/post/35930811359</link><guid>http://nathanwahl.com/post/35930811359</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:20:00 -0500</pubDate><category>how to</category><category>Resume</category><category>job</category><category>jew</category></item></channel></rss>
